karensmith wrote:
A water ionizer machine splits water into ionized acidic and ionized alkaline fragments through the process of electrolysis. The Ionized Alkaline Water has anti oxidants present, which neutralizes the free radicals/toxins in our body, thereby preventing diseases. Alkaline water also hydrates your skin to prevent premature aging.
I've tried the ionized alkaline water from the Tyent USA Water Ionizers. It had a good flavor and I felt refreshed and more energetic, all the time.
Uh-huh. Yep. Ionizer machines sure do. And what do those ionized fragments do next? They rejoin to form... (drum roll)...(are you ready for this?)...(OK, get ready)... WATER!
Here's the formula:
P-T+F+GS=C
P is the number of people in the world
T is the number of people who took high school chemistry
F is the number of people who took, but forgot high school chemistry
GS is the number of people who took and remember high school chemistry but are extremely gullible and/or stupid
C is the number of potential customers for water ionization machines.
This reminds me of a man I knew in the US who was involved in a company that made and distributed super oxygenated water. He was quite sure that this water could raise your oxygen levels for hours after drinking a 12-oz bottle. I think he wanted me to become a sales agent, or to recommend the water to my patients. I couldn't convince him that there are no channels for O2 absorption in the GI track, nor that the body adjusts the oxygen content of the blood within minutes. He had tried it, and it worked for him, and there was no changing his mind with facts. He probably thought that I was part of some AMA conspiracy to suppress useful medical advances! He gave me 2 bottles of the water. I drank one. It tasted like bottled water. For several hours after drinking it I felt less thirsty. I kept the other bottle on a shelf in my office for several years, but threw it away (or maybe I finally drank it) when I was cleaning out my office to move to PNG.
How did I miss this when it was first posted?