I are an Aggie (that's Texas A&M University to you non-Americans).
Well cheer up, they still place Rice once/year, no?
Anyway I knew a couple of aggies. They were out hunting and they happened upon some tracks. While they were arguing over whether they were bear or deer tracks, a train ran over them.
Another couple of aggies I know went way up north and managed to bag a moose. They were dragging it by the tail, getting a whole lot of nowhere, when another hunter happened along told them they would find it much easier to drag it by the antlers, not the tail. So they did for awhile, and one said, "You know this is easier, but it's still incredibly heavy, I don't know about this antler business." The other said, "Yeah, and since we switched we're getting farther from the car too."