I'm the same. It's like my days are back to front. I'm at my peak concentration levels, most creative and most productive between 12-2am. Have been like this for as long as I can remember. I need to be up early, though, I would just rather not drag myself out of bed. I want to do the whole "when the alarm sounds, get your feet on the floor", thing. It's more like, "when the alarm sounds, grumble and stumble out of bed whilst your brain remains asleep until your first double dose of caffeine for the day. At this point you may be functional enough to drive to work".
Next thing I know it's 11pm again, and I need food and some down time. The last few years have felt like a few months.
No girlfriend has ever been able to put up with me.
you could try chest-eze instead of caffeine pills, they're loaded with ephedrine.
I hear you on the girlfriend thing. My mrs works in a B&B so she starts work at like 6 in the morning, and goes to bed at 9. 9 is when I start to properly wake up!