English Punctuation.

MixMusicGirl · Post by **MixMusicGirl** » Fri Jun 23, 2006 11:22 pm

An English professor wrote on the blackboard:

"A woman without her man is nothing"

and asked the class to properly punctuate the sentence.

All the males in the class wrote:
"A woman, without her man, is nothing"

All the females in the class wrote:
"A woman: without her, man is nothing"

Punctuation is powerful !

Which reminds me of George Carlin's take.
Ranger Dan and his big dog, Dick
or is it, Ranger Dan and his big dog dick.

Post by **Ironman** » Sat Jun 24, 2006 12:19 am

The edit was me by the way. Just thought I'd replace the spam link with what George Carlin has to say about punctuation. No matter how bitter he gets I still remember the days when he was funny.

hoosegow · Post by **hoosegow** » Sat Jun 24, 2006 4:56 pm

YOU REMEMBER WHEN HE WAS FUNNY?!?!?!

Wow, you are old ;)

Post by **Ironman** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 12:01 am

Yea, it has been a while..... He was funny when I was a teen-ager and I'm 30 now.... Of course his best stuff was before I was born.