wife: Honey, your back is getting wider. (As she is giving me a backscratch)
me: Oh, yeah? You like?
wife: You bet...
me: Check out my legs then... (As I give them my best leg flexed pose)
wife: Wow! That's just wrong for muscles to be that hard... so much definition.
me: Check out my calves too, gotta give them some lovin.
wife: Such sexy legs...
me:
(Musing proudly to myself; all this work is paying off!)wife: Let me see your arms honey...
me: Oh, yeah. Check these babies out!
wife: (a few uncomfortable seconds) Eh... they aren't as impressive as the other stuff. How come they aren't very big?
me:
(rolls over and turns the t.v. up pretending I didn't hear that last bit.