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Re: Random crap

Post by Oscar_Actuary » Mon Mar 26, 2012 6:20 pm

well played Hoose.

I knew Texas wouldn't let me down


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Re: Random crap

Post by Jungledoc » Mon Mar 26, 2012 9:53 pm

hoosegow wrote: New Braunfels Police Lt. Heath Purvis says the woman did exactly what she should have done, and he advises other residents to be mindful of their surroundings when in public, especially at night. He says that if a similar situation were to arise you should draw
Yes, that's what I'd do.
hoosegow wrote:put something between you and the would-be attacker.
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Re: Random crap

Post by JasonJones » Mon Mar 26, 2012 9:58 pm

Jungledoc wrote:Yes. Your piece.
Especially if he's wearing a hoodie and armed with skittles.

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Re: Random crap

Post by Oscar_Actuary » Mon Mar 26, 2012 10:01 pm

reaching...

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Re: Random crap

Post by Wouter » Wed Mar 28, 2012 5:45 am

I can take more bullsh*t from pretty girls than from not-so-pretty ones.


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Re: Random crap

Post by RobertB » Wed Mar 28, 2012 11:38 am

Yea but the fact that they know this means they adjust their bull$h1t accordingly - a pretty girl will generate three times the bull$h1t of a non-pretty girl, because they know guys will stick around longer. in the end it appears to be the same amount of time just in different concentrations.

I may make a trend graph

Chicks love trend graphs

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Re: Random crap

Post by ozzy » Wed Mar 28, 2012 9:55 pm

As a male well experienced in female $h1t.. In the land of utopia I always tell myself, never deal with female bull$h1t ever again, but as soon as that pretty girl starts sprouting it, brain waves drop off and the penis becomes the controller. Eventually I will be able to rise above that, and sense when I am in a sea of bull$h1t, not after the fact. I envy those that can.

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Re: Random crap

Post by Matt Z » Thu Mar 29, 2012 3:51 am

A pretty woman with a lousy personality will never look better than she did the day you met her. Even if her physical appearance remains unchanged you'll find yourself less and less attracted to her the longer you know her.

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Re: Random crap

Post by ozzy » Thu Mar 29, 2012 8:14 pm

Matt Z wrote:A pretty woman with a lousy personality will never look better than she did the day you met her. Even if her physical appearance remains unchanged you'll find yourself less and less attracted to her the longer you know her.
Thats gold right there, gonna pass that around the office... well said.

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Re: Random crap

Post by Jebus » Fri Mar 30, 2012 4:46 pm

Why do girls wear perfume and makeup?

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Re: Random crap

Post by Jungledoc » Fri Mar 30, 2012 6:32 pm

I suppose for the same reason boys do.

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Re: Random crap

Post by robertscott » Fri Mar 30, 2012 7:04 pm

Jebus wrote:Why do girls wear perfume and makeup?
if you have to ask, you wouldn't understand

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Re: Random crap

Post by Jebus » Fri Mar 30, 2012 10:18 pm

Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

lol its just a stupid joke from southpark.

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Re: Random crap

Post by KenDowns » Sat Mar 31, 2012 8:07 am

As long as we're at it, why is bigamy illegal? Because the law protects those who cannot protect themselves.

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Re: Random crap

Post by Matt Z » Sun Apr 01, 2012 8:55 am

Actually, it doesn't make much sense to me that polygamy is illegal. It's perfectly legal for a man to live with and father children with multiple women (as long as they're all consenting adults), but illegal to marry more than one of them. Does that make any sense?

I'm not saying that it's a good idea. I just don't see why it should be a crime, when all parties involved are consenting adults.


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