Random crap

[Oscar_Actuary]

well played Hoose.

I knew Texas wouldn't let me down

[Jungledoc]

New Braunfels Police Lt. Heath Purvis says the woman did exactly what she should have done, and he advises other residents to be mindful of their surroundings when in public, especially at night. He says that if a similar situation were to arise you should draw

Yes, that's what I'd do.

put something between you and the would-be attacker.

Yes. Your piece.

[JasonJones]

Yes. Your piece.

Especially if he's wearing a hoodie and armed with skittles.

[Oscar_Actuary]

reaching...

[Wouter]

I can take more bullsh*t from pretty girls than from not-so-pretty ones.

[RobertB]

Yea but the fact that they know this means they adjust their bull$h1t accordingly - a pretty girl will generate three times the bull$h1t of a non-pretty girl, because they know guys will stick around longer. in the end it appears to be the same amount of time just in different concentrations.

I may make a trend graph

Chicks love trend graphs

[ozzy]

As a male well experienced in female $h1t.. In the land of utopia I always tell myself, never deal with female bull$h1t ever again, but as soon as that pretty girl starts sprouting it, brain waves drop off and the penis becomes the controller. Eventually I will be able to rise above that, and sense when I am in a sea of bull$h1t, not after the fact. I envy those that can.

[Matt Z]

A pretty woman with a lousy personality will never look better than she did the day you met her. Even if her physical appearance remains unchanged you'll find yourself less and less attracted to her the longer you know her.

[ozzy]

A pretty woman with a lousy personality will never look better than she did the day you met her. Even if her physical appearance remains unchanged you'll find yourself less and less attracted to her the longer you know her.

Thats gold right there, gonna pass that around the office... well said.

[Jebus]

Why do girls wear perfume and makeup?

[Jungledoc]

I suppose for the same reason boys do.

[robertscott]

Why do girls wear perfume and makeup?

if you have to ask, you wouldn't understand

[Jebus]

Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

lol its just a stupid joke from southpark.

[KenDowns]

As long as we're at it, why is bigamy illegal? Because the law protects those who cannot protect themselves.

[Matt Z]

Actually, it doesn't make much sense to me that polygamy is illegal. It's perfectly legal for a man to live with and father children with multiple women (as long as they're all consenting adults), but illegal to marry more than one of them. Does that make any sense?

I'm not saying that it's a good idea. I just don't see why it should be a crime, when all parties involved are consenting adults.