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Re: Random crap

Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2013 7:08 am
by KPj
KenDowns wrote:
Proper Knob wrote:
Oscar_Actuary wrote:I'd like to see a side by side of kpj and ken downs
Naked?
You can't afford it.
:laughing3: :laughing3:

Re: Random crap

Posted: Mon Apr 22, 2013 6:36 pm
by Matt Z
Last night, I stretched out on the living room floor. Immediately, my daughter Teresa ran over and stood on my throat. She's 22 months old.

Re: Random crap

Posted: Mon Apr 22, 2013 6:40 pm
by robertscott
I'm worried my dog is racist.

she barks anytime an ethnic minority comes on the television.

Re: Random crap

Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 11:39 am
by KenDowns
Never ever freeze veggies after you've cooked them for microwaving later. They turn to absolute mush and are disgusting.

Ya learn something new every day.

Re: Random crap

Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 9:41 pm
by Matt Z
If a vegetarian becomes a zombie, does he still eat brains or just heads of lettuce?

Re: Random crap

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 4:34 pm
by hoosegow
A vegetarian cannot become a zombie. They don't get enough lysine.

FACT.

Re: Random crap

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2013 10:59 pm
by Jungledoc
If a veggie took a supplement, could he be a zombie? I mean, if he wanted to?

When did you become an expert on zombies?

Re: Random crap

Posted: Sat Apr 27, 2013 8:32 pm
by hoosegow
You have to be prepared for all eventualities. Know your enemy.

Re: Random crap

Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2013 10:04 pm
by Matt Z
I snapped a wrist strap on Friday ... hate when that happens.

Re: Random crap

Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 12:36 am
by Oscar_Actuary
just work on your grip and ditch da straps.
phissshh

Re: Random crap

Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 3:29 am
by Matt Z
For deadlifts I just use chalk and a mixed-grip, but for things like barbell rows and high pulls I like to use straps.

Re: Random crap

Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 9:31 pm
by Jungledoc
Obviously, you're stronger than the straps anyway--you might as well lose them!

Re: Random crap

Posted: Tue May 07, 2013 4:32 pm
by robertscott
my dog is definitely racist

Re: Random crap

Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 12:13 pm
by Jungledoc
My sister's new dog is sexist. Man hater.

Re: Random crap

Posted: Wed May 08, 2013 8:12 pm
by Matt Z
Today at the gym I saw a guy doing box jumps with a barbell on his back. Instead of a plyo box (we have two) he was using a bench. He lifted the bar off a rack facing outwards, took a wide stance, did a quarter squat with his knees caving inwards, and jumped, landing on the bench in front of him with a wide stance. At the end of his set he backed into the rack. Then, as if that wasn't dangerous enough, he placed a plastic cardio step (the kind people use for step aerobics) under each end of the bench to raise it 3-4 inches. Needless to say, these steps aren't made for that, and I was half expecting one or both to crush under the strain (he went up to 155 lbs). The worst part however, is that he's one of the trainers.