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Twizzlers

Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 8:02 pm
by Han
So I notice Hoosegow is always going on about Twizzlers.

I found a place here in Australia that sells (imports) them. But they are about $10.00 for a pack that was maybe 4" by 8" in size.

What are they and are they worth A$10?

Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 8:12 pm
by Ironman
It's licorice, but it is usually cherry flavored instead of licorice flavor. It's ok. It's not worth 10 AUD though.

Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 8:41 pm
by Jungledoc
I'm guessing that Hoose would pay that much and more for them.

My wife loves them, but she's not quite as strong as Hoose. I don't understand this.

Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 8:47 pm
by hoosegow
They are worth $100.00 a stick so figure $10.00 a pack a steal.

Doc, Twizzlers aren't steroids. They simply maximize your genetic potential and she has to have a Y chromosome to get really big.

Posted: Wed Mar 03, 2010 4:42 pm
by Han
I'm thinking about buying the pack and eating them peri-workout. When people ask me why, I'll say I'm "maximising my genetic potential" ...

Posted: Wed Mar 03, 2010 5:32 pm
by Rucifer
LOL @ this thread. Too get an entire maximization of a genetic potential from said supplement, it must be combined with either a gummy based substance (bears, worms, sour patch kids) or recent scientific journal articles have pointed to a more chocolate based complement (snickers, milky way, three musketeers). It is worthy too note in these studies done which involved a chocolizing agent that chocolizers which also contain a rice based substance (crunch) also have a positive effect on human growth hormone synthisizing, which could also lead to a....ok I am done.

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 1:14 am
by jml
Rucifer wrote:LOL @ this thread. Too get an entire maximization of a genetic potential from said supplement, it must be combined with either a gummy based substance (bears, worms, sour patch kids) or recent scientific journal articles have pointed to a more chocolate based complement (snickers, milky way, three musketeers). It is worthy too note in these studies done which involved a chocolizing agent that chocolizers which also contain a rice based substance (crunch) also have a positive effect on human growth hormone synthisizing, which could also lead to a....ok I am done.
After conducting extensive experiments, researchers are 99.5% confident that between 94% and 96% of the population will make greater strength gains from a combination of snickers, gummy bears, and twizzlers than from steroids and/or food.

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 7:48 am
by hoosegow
I'm beginning to think yall are mocking the Twiz.

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 7:05 pm
by Rucifer
I don't have the balls for that...I was just...just trying to show there's another side to the story :wink:

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 8:22 pm
by jml
where's the love for red vines?

Posted: Sun Jun 06, 2010 11:52 pm
by MannyLirio
Its looking a very interesting place. I 'll try to go for it. Thanks for the update.

Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 8:15 am
by Jungledoc
A volunteer who came here just brought my wife a 2-pound bag. I told he about their storied properties, and showed her a picture of Hoosegow to back up the claims. She gave the Twizzlers away. I've very sad.

Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 9:26 am
by hoosegow
Your love must be strong Doc.

Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 11:20 am
by frogbyte
spam coming soon?

Posted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 9:59 am
by Jungledoc