Training Routine For a Porn Star

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Re: Training Routine For a Porn Star

Post by KPj » Thu Jan 19, 2012 12:38 pm

Oscar_Actuary wrote:account hacked? or smoked blunt?
A part of me hopes it's drug related or, an evil part of me hopes it's some kind of emotional break down... As if he woke up, spilled his morning coffee on himself, tripped up on the way out of the door, car breaks down on the way to (school?) work, only to realise come lunch time he's forgotten his wallet and can't eat for the day, leaves work to walk for bus (since car broke down) only to get soaked by a passing car speeding through a big puddle. Sits on bus next to diagnosed paranoid schizophrenic (which in the right mood can be entertaining), missed his stop, has to walk miles back home, then realised he left his keys at work. At this point I imagine he just throws himself through his house window, logs into exrx, sees your head band in high pull video and *boom* the switch has been flipped.

And here we are...

It just makes the story so much more entertaining (for me, anyway).
Thanks TimD

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Re: Training Routine For a Porn Star

Post by Jungledoc » Thu Jan 19, 2012 4:14 pm

I'm 58! But I feel 68.

And I look 17!!!
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Re: Training Routine For a Porn Star

Post by Ironman » Thu Jan 19, 2012 4:50 pm

Well at least the first post on here was funny...... Unlike the handjob thread which wasn't all that funny, but did have a pretty good Oscar post.

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Re: Training Routine For a Porn Star

Post by hoosegow » Sat Jan 21, 2012 8:54 am

Ironman wrote:.... a pretty good Oscar post.
Don't start believing in make-belive Ironman. There's no such thing.
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Re: Training Routine For a Porn Star

Post by Ironman » Sun Jan 22, 2012 5:19 am

hoosegow wrote:
Ironman wrote:.... a pretty good Oscar post.
Don't start believing in make-belive Ironman. There's no such thing.
Touche!

Are you gonna take that, Oscar?
:lol: :green:

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Re: Training Routine For a Porn Star

Post by Oscar_Actuary » Sun Jan 22, 2012 3:03 pm

Ironman wrote:
hoosegow wrote:
Ironman wrote:.... a pretty good Oscar post.
Don't start believing in make-belive Ironman. There's no such thing.
Touche!

Are you gonna take that, Oscar?
:lol: :green:
tbh, I gave it some thought, and nothing came to mind. I'll give props to the simplicity of the dig. It lacked set up for a return volley. Well played
I find over thinking leads to a dud comeback, so I'll just let it stew.

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