Conventional Wisdom

Helena115 · Post by **Helena115** » Fri Jun 25, 2010 6:31 pm

Rucifer wrote:Those solar winds are carrying with them the ability to cause a climatic change to melt the polar ice caps and cause hurricanes all over the globe. There is also a life threatening virus that kills quicker than the bubonic plague. And if that's not enough, those are aren't killed by the virus will be turned into zombies and the winds will signal to their alien creators that this planet is ripe for the taking. That enough for ya Ironman?

It'd be cooler if Predators came back. Oh wait, they are! August 6th

Post by **Ironman** » Sat Jun 26, 2010 12:25 pm

Rucifer wrote:Those solar winds are carrying with them the ability to cause a climatic change to melt the polar ice caps and cause hurricanes all over the globe. There is also a life threatening virus that kills quicker than the bubonic plague. And if that's not enough, those are aren't killed by the virus will be turned into zombies and the winds will signal to their alien creators that this planet is ripe for the taking. That enough for ya Ironman?

Utter bull$h1t. Solar flares are seasonal. It's going to be just like the last time we entered the solar flare high season a few years ago. Maybe a little satellite damage here and there, but that's about it.

If you want something to worry about, I suggest "near earth objects", and gamma ray bursts.

ApolytonGP · Post by **ApolytonGP** » Sat Jun 26, 2010 12:28 pm

How about that supercollider? Those dudes are gonna make a black hole and swallow the earth. :(

Rucifer · Post by **Rucifer** » Sat Jun 26, 2010 12:50 pm

I was being sarcastic

Post by **Ironman** » Sat Jun 26, 2010 1:11 pm

ApolytonGP wrote:How about that supercollider? Those dudes are gonna make a black hole and swallow the earth. :(

lol

That's one of the silliest ones for sure.

frogbyte · Post by **frogbyte** » Sat Jun 26, 2010 3:47 pm

Apophis approaches. Repent, mortals, for the end is nigh.

Jebus · Post by **Jebus** » Sat Jun 26, 2010 8:12 pm

nah man, its gonna be crab people.

Matt Z · Post by **Matt Z** » Sun Jun 27, 2010 4:59 pm

"nah man, its gonna be crab people." - Jebus

So I should stock up on ammo and butter?

pdellorto · Post by **pdellorto** » Sun Jun 27, 2010 5:22 pm

Matt Z wrote:So I should stock up on ammo and butter?

Looking at your log, I think you can just pull them apart with brute force. So, you should stock up on butter. Ammo, not so much.

ApolytonGP · Post by **ApolytonGP** » Sun Jun 27, 2010 5:32 pm

You can use your fighting skills against them, Pete.

I'll log into their forums and start little flame wars amongst them and disrupt their unity (psych warfare).

pdellorto · Post by **pdellorto** » Sun Jun 27, 2010 8:30 pm

ApolytonGP wrote:You can use your fighting skills against them, Pete.

Call me Peter, please. :)

I recently had someone ask me, "Are carbs the enemy?" My reply was "No, crabs are the enemy. Carbs are friendly post-workout or in vegetable form." So I'm all for the War Against The Crabs. Shouldn't be hard, they have rip-tabs and taste awesome if you tempura them up soft-shell. Yum, yum.

ApolytonGP · Post by **ApolytonGP** » Sun Jun 27, 2010 8:50 pm

What do you call a 7 foot crab person?

Sir.

frigginwizard · Post by **frigginwizard** » Mon Jun 28, 2010 9:01 am

Ironman wrote:lol

Another apocalypse, another opportunity to say "I told you so". Very amusing......well provided it doesn't cause me to have to do a bunch of work to ease the fear of morons like Y2K.

for the record, I wasn't serious.

Post by **Ironman** » Tue Jun 29, 2010 4:13 am

frigginwizard wrote:
Ironman wrote:lol

Another apocalypse, another opportunity to say "I told you so". Very amusing......well provided it doesn't cause me to have to do a bunch of work to ease the fear of morons like Y2K.
for the record, I wasn't serious.

Yea, I know. I was just saying that because a lot of people do think it's real.

robertscott · Post by **robertscott** » Tue Jun 29, 2010 8:59 am

my favourite apocalypse theory just now is 2012. The mayan calendar runs out then so that's apparently when the world ends. If those mayans were so smart, where are they now? They should've known not to take those blankets off the conquistadors