Funniest names you've heard

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Post by Grifftan » Thu Jul 01, 2010 3:57 am

A friend of mine wanted to give his son Luke the middle name Sky walker. The registrar Laughed at him and refused to do it!

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Post by Helena115 » Thu Jul 01, 2010 11:35 am

wilburburns wrote: In Sweden, there is an agency that has the power to determine what you can and cannot name your children...

And I thought the Swedes were more open minded than that..

Cliff
Yeah, well when parents try to name their babies Butthead and stuff like that I guess it's a good thing that someone puts a stop to it.

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Post by frogbyte » Thu Jul 01, 2010 12:17 pm

'Tis but thy name that is my enemy;
Thou art thyself, though not a Montague.
What's Montague? it is nor hand, nor foot,
Nor arm, nor face, nor any other part
Belonging to a man. O, be some other name!
What's in a name? that which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet;
So Romeo would, were he not Romeo call'd,
Retain that dear perfection which he owes
Without that title. Romeo, doff thy name,
And for that name which is no part of thee
Take all myself.

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Post by Rucifer » Thu Jul 01, 2010 1:00 pm

frogbyte wrote:'Tis but thy name that is my enemy;
Thou art thyself, though not a Montague.
What's Montague? it is nor hand, nor foot,
Nor arm, nor face, nor any other part
Belonging to a man. O, be some other name!
What's in a name? that which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet;
So Romeo would, were he not Romeo call'd,
Retain that dear perfection which he owes
Without that title. Romeo, doff thy name,
And for that name which is no part of thee
Take all myself.
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I don't understand that crap,
and neither do you :grin:

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Post by frogbyte » Thu Jul 01, 2010 2:18 pm

Yes I do,
And you should too,
Cause it's awesome,
And... uh... something.

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Post by A. moss » Sun Jul 18, 2010 8:08 pm

My real name is Angus Moss. thats kind of weird. Especially when my friends decide they think there funny......

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Post by A. moss » Sun Jul 18, 2010 8:10 pm

frogbyte wrote:Yes I do,
And you should too,
Cause it's awesome,
And... uh... something.


You know that its true.

that should be the last line

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Post by Jungledoc » Sun Jul 18, 2010 10:13 pm

A. moss wrote:My real name is Angus Moss. thats kind of weird. Especially when my friends decide they think there funny......
I can imagine little kids making cow jokes, but otherwise I'm not sure what they would find funny. It sounds like a name of character. Or of a character, one or the other.

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Post by hoosegow » Mon Jul 19, 2010 5:40 am

Angus Young - Only the best guitarist in the best band EVER.

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Post by Rucifer » Mon Jul 19, 2010 10:14 am

Angus Mcfayden is the dude who plays Earl the Bruce in the movie braveheart. So anytime I hear the name Angus, I think Middle Age badass :wink:

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Post by wilburburns » Mon Jul 19, 2010 10:27 am

Ok, It's not a persons name that I am aware of, but we do have a restaurant in town with this name.

Hugh Jass Burgers

I guess there could be a Mr. Hugh Jass, but I've never met him.

Cliff

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Post by A. moss » Mon Jul 19, 2010 11:03 am

Cow noises isn't the worst thing I've herd. But it doesn't bother me really....... they usually only say crap once.... :wink:

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Post by Helena115 » Mon Jul 19, 2010 11:06 am

hoosegow wrote:Angus Young - Only the best guitarist in the best band EVER.
\m/ saw them live a couple of weeks ago here in Stockholm. Fantastic.

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Post by A. moss » Mon Jul 19, 2010 11:06 am

wilburburns wrote:Ok, It's not a persons name that I am aware of, but we do have a restaurant in town with this name.

Hugh Jass Burgers

I guess there could be a Mr. Hugh Jass, but I've never met him.

Cliff

If so, I doubt there is a Mrs.

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Post by A. moss » Mon Jul 19, 2010 11:12 am

I now pronounce you Mr and Mrs Hugh Jass.

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